Ask Turkey

Hahaha! Good question! Alright, so where to begin.

First of all, I'm able to fit a Kebab shop almost anywhere, you should go visit Warsaw, they're honestly on every corner and some are even right beside each other.

It's not the space that matters cause we can easily put our kitchen in a truck and park it on a street. The key is to have a good eye for properties that are being rented. Once you're set on it, there's no turning back and if you think about it. There will always be business at a Kebab shop.

Just to add a bit more information on this topic. We Turks are a business orientated culture, which I'm sure you understand as well having some of the biggest and most profitable businesses in the world. We like to make money and if you've come to any location in Turkey you'll see how many bazaars there are which already speaks volume on the type of people we are. We treat almost everything like a business transaction but not in the negative way in a way that assures close ties with the people that we want as loyal customers.

And to finish this off. Kebab shops have become so internationally that on most occasions the owner is actually someone from Lebanon, Pakistan, etc. We came up with the food and other people use it to make a profit.

I hope this vaguely answers your question. I got a little long winded there. xD

Yeah, no problem, buddy. We have a lot of sushi shops too...and I know for a fact that they're not all owned by Japanese but I can't complain. They make my people happy.

One day a Turk and his camel were walking in a desert when they meet a stranger. The stranger asks: Where are you going with this donkey ?
Turkey replies: Are you blind? This is not a donkey.
The stranger quickly replies: I am not talking to you, I am talking to the camel.


Now then...

When did you lose your virginity and to whom? It was Greece wasn't it.
Why do you wear that mask?
Why didn't you listen to my military advice??
Help me humiliate Austria more?

Hei, Turkki! I just wanted to ask, do all the tourists from my country bother you at all? Your place is a popular vacation spot among my people, and I know sometimes some of them can act a bit... um... immature. They don't cause too much trouble, do they?

@finland:

Ah haha! Finny, my friend, no, they do not. Trust me. My people are just as rambunctious and I can without a doubt say that they probably take advantage of your people. And plus, I enjoy tourists. It's always fun to host people from different countries. Yeah, there are times when its frustrating to deal with tourists. I'm sure you've had that problem too.

I get tourists from all over the world and if I let a bit of immaturity bother me I'm pretty sure I'd lose all my tourists. But, can't say my people don't like looking at your people.

My country is for others to enjoy! Have as much fun as you want, well, within limits of course. I don't want you guys destroying the place cause an unhappy Turk is a mean Turk.

@canada:

Sure, sure, ask away, kid.

Oh ho ho~ If I had control over Canada....oh the possibilities. Well for one, you wouldn't be speaking English...I may make an exception with French but you wouldn't have a province that speaks it. The main language would obviously be Turkish.

Although, honestly, the cold is a little a put off because as you know I'm used to very warm climate. There are places that are cold here in my lands but mostly hot. BUT, I can't say that I haven't come visit your lands and I know that there quite a few Turkish Communites spread throughout your provinces.

I'd make sure to come visit you as often as possible. Your cuisine would be a lot better than it is now, no offence, but, it could be a lot better.

Geez, kid, you asked a tough question. There are so many things I'd do with your lands and you as well. I wonder if you'd still be blond...hmmm, if you were discovered by France and England and then I came over and kicked their asses back to Europe, maybe you would be.

I'd teach you how to dance and play good music. Just like in my country oil wrestling would be your main sport....but the thing is, so much would be different if you had been my empire. I doubt I would have collapsed when I did. Who knows I may have still been an empire and a force to be reckoned with. There are so many What Ifs because who's to say I would just limit myself at colonizing your lands. The taste of conquest makes you desire more. I know that better than most, it was also what brought about my downfall.

I guess, in the end, it's a good thing that I didn't colonize your lands. The world would be in a completely different place and although it may be a better possibility for me, I'm not upset about where I am today. Of course, there's never anything wrong with strengthening relations. If you know what I mean.

Hmm, my mask interests so many people. Well, if you want, I answered that when Prussia asked. There's a bit more to it but that's the gist. If you want me to elaborate further I don't mind you'll just have to ask again. But go check out my response there.

Hope both your interests have been satisfied. >D

Haha, well, that's good that you're so open minded. I can name several nations that aren't....they should probably learn from your example. Even though I could definitely learn from your example too on certain issues, but I didn't say this

I know where all the Turkish communities are located. So, of course I'm right but I'm more aware of the ones in Ontario and Alberta since there they're quite large. Great bunch of Turks, you should go visit them if you want to learn more about my culture. I know in Toronto a few years back they held a Turkish like celebration near Younge Street...but that may have been for your Heritage Festival celebration.

Geez, kid, you call that a silly one...I don't want to know what you consider a more indepth question or a serious one.

Honestly, if we're going to go that way with the question, I would have loved to keep my empire in general because everything I would have wanted to keep, would still be here. Which makes this a simple answer and probably one that you expected to hear. But, if I were to just pick one...Allah, that's a hard one to answer.

There are a thousand things that I regret, now that I can look at them in retrospect. I hate to admit it but I think I would have liked if Greece and I were on better terms so that Cyprus wouldn't be such a divided mess. Maybe, we would have been able to work together for the better of the region but I can't even be sure with that because if you know the Greek as well as I, he's as lazy as fuck sometimes.

I think I would have also liked to have kept my royal family within my borders instead of exiling them. I believe the granddaughter of the last Sultan lives in America with her family and she has come to visit now that my government has lifted the ban on their family and returned their citizenship....but...it shouldn't have had to end up like that. Yeah, the Osmanli line screwed up by the end of the empire but my people fail to see the good that they had also done at the top of the empire.

This is what is predominate in my thoughts at the moment, I'm sure if I sat down to think about it a little more I could find so many more things.

And for future reference Canada a silly or simple question would be like : What do you usually eat for breakfast. Bl

Just so you know it consists of a lot of fruits, vegetables like succulent tomatoes, cheese, bread and above all coffee.