Post by Turkey on Jan 20, 2013 2:26:36 GMT -5
It's honestly self-explanatory. So just add them here!
Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint. Austria demands Serbia buy him a complete new suit because there are splashes on his trouser leg. Germany expresses his support for Austria's point of view. Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.
Serbia points out that she can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria's trousers. Russia and Serbia look at Austria. Austria asks Serbia who she's looking at. Russia suggests that Austria should leave his little sister alone. Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in compelling him to do so. Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at him, and that this is sufficiently out of order that Britain should not intervene. Britain replies that France can look at who he wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it?
Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action. Britain and France ask Germany whether he's looking at Belgium. Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper.
When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone. Germany rolls up his sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium. France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other. Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over. Japan calls over from the other side of the room that he's on Britain's side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria.
Austria Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings because Britain made Austria Australia do it. France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change. Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway.
Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting. America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes him with a barstool, then pretends he won the fight all by himself. By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault. While Germany is still unconscious, they go through his pockets, steal his wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends.
Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint. Austria demands Serbia buy him a complete new suit because there are splashes on his trouser leg. Germany expresses his support for Austria's point of view. Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.
Serbia points out that she can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria's trousers. Russia and Serbia look at Austria. Austria asks Serbia who she's looking at. Russia suggests that Austria should leave his little sister alone. Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in compelling him to do so. Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at him, and that this is sufficiently out of order that Britain should not intervene. Britain replies that France can look at who he wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it?
Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action. Britain and France ask Germany whether he's looking at Belgium. Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper.
When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone. Germany rolls up his sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium. France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other. Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over. Japan calls over from the other side of the room that he's on Britain's side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria.
Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting. America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes him with a barstool, then pretends he won the fight all by himself. By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault. While Germany is still unconscious, they go through his pockets, steal his wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends.